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2012 Vintage: The “Girl on Fire” Alicia Keys

 This girl is on fire! (Metaphorically, luckily).

Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically Verified

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@Fight_Club_Tyler08/27/2001 18:08The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@Gladiator_Proximo05/28/1998 11:23Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Eminem_Fan_0004/05/2012 20:46Will the real funny joke please stand up?
@Voodoo_3dfx06/26/2005 06:40The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Celebrity_DM09/01/1998 12:34Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Map_Maker_X04/19/2000 20:42The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
@True_Story_Neil12/24/2007 01:57True story! I was there!
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost09/14/1997 15:17Laughing at the security of my own ribs!

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