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2009 Classic: The “Fort Hood” Shooting

Why was “Workplace Violence” the most hated term in the Army? Because in 2009, the military realized the “Front Line” could be the processing center at home.

Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2009 “Afghan Surge & Predator Politics” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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