2017 Classic: The Tesla Model 3 Launch
Why did the lawyer buy a Tesla? To see if he could sue the “Autopilot” for “intentional infliction of boredom” during his commute. Part of… Read More »2017 Classic: The Tesla Model 3 Launch
2017 Legacy: The Macklemore Thrift Shop Uniform
The group of eighth graders who showed up to school wearing oversized vintage fur coats they bought at a garage sale for five dollars to… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Macklemore Thrift Shop Uniform
2017 Legacy: The “Something Just Like This” Chainsmokers & Coldplay
Why was the 4th so “Average”? Because the song told us we don’t need “superhuman gifts,” which was lucky because our firework skills were mediocre… Read More »2017 Legacy: The “Something Just Like This” Chainsmokers & Coldplay
2016 Archive: The Poet
“The glass is a transparent lung that no longer breathes fire.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The Summer of Pokémon GO… Read More »2016 Archive: The Poet
2016 Legacy: The Netflix Binge
Why did the blonde bring a pillow to the computer? She heard about “Netflix and chill.” Part of the 58 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Netflix Binge
2016 Archive: The Bookmark
Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site. Part of the 58 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2016 Archive: The Bookmark
2016 Classic: The Wallpaper
I’m “hanging” a picture of Barb (RIP). Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Archive: The Laptop Heat
Why was the desk smoking? Because the “Kaby Lake” processor was trying to render a 360-degree Facebook video. Part of the 69 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2016 Archive: The Laptop Heat
2016 Legacy: The Standing Rock Protests
Why were people fighting a pipeline? To prove that “Water is Life,” and that “Environmental Policy” is actually just a fight over whose backyard gets… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Standing Rock Protests
2015 Legacy: The FIFA “Election”
Why did Sepp Blatter win and then resign four days later? Because he realized that being “President of Football” is only fun until the FBI… Read More »2015 Legacy: The FIFA “Election”