“How was your day, honey?” “Don’t talk to me. I got it in six tries and it was a word with a double consonant. I’ve never felt more intellectually humiliated in my life.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Name Out Your Mouth” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
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