2017 Classic: The Tesla Model 3 Launch

Why did the lawyer buy a Tesla? To see if he could sue the “Autopilot” for “intentional infliction of boredom” during his commute.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »

A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »

Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »

In 1995, the legal world was obsessed with "The Trial of the Cent...read more »

Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »

The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »

Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »

A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »

A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »

The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »

Why was the firm's AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a...read more »

A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »

@Lord_Of_The_Rings08/05/1996 14:18One joke to rule them all!

@Big_Snatch_Boris06/01/2009 04:45Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Korn_Follower05/31/2003 21:08Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@Breakfast_Club_B11/04/2014 03:48Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Hashtag_Master03/29/2007 04:14#funny #joke #retro #90s