Why did Benjamin Button win? Because making Brad Pitt look young is hard, but making him look like a CGI toddler is a miracle.
Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes: The 2009 “Slumdog, Wolverine & Heath’s Legacy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
37 Oscars Jokes: The 2015 “Birdman, Tightie-Whities & Gaga’s High Notes” Edition
In 2015, the 87th Academy Awards proved that "art" is often just ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Oppenheimer" Detonation
Why did Christopher Nolan win 7 Oscars? Because the Academy decid...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Barbie" Snub Jokes
Why did Jimmy Kimmel mention Greta Gerwig? To remind the Academy ...read more »
42 Oscars Jokes: The 2014 “Selfies, Pizza & Adele Dazeem” Edition
In 2014, the 86th Academy Awards proved that even in a room full ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best Supporting Actress Race
Why did Selena Gomez win? To prove that "Only Murders in the Buil...read more »
41 Oscars Jokes: The 2024 “Oppenheimer, Naked Cena & I’m Just Ken” Edition
In 2024, the 96th Academy Awards proved that the only thing more ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Original Song
Why did Lady Gaga win for Joker: Folie à Deux? To prove that even...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best International Feature
Why did Emilia Pérez win? Because France reminded us that a Spani...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Best Documentary Feature
Why did 20 Days in Mariupol win? To remind us that while we’re we...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Governor's Ball
Why was the food so "Atomic"? Because after Oppenheimer, even the...read more »
😜 More from category: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
38 Oscars Jokes: The 2012 “The Artist, Meryl’s Gold & Angelina’s Leg” Edition
In 2012, the 84th Academy Awards decided that "everything old is ...read more »
37 Oscars Jokes: The 2002 “Halle’s History, Shrek’s Arrival & Denzel’s Double” Edition
In 2002, the 74th Academy Awards moved into their permanent home ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Conan "Ginger" Joke
Why did he call himself a "Human Cheeto"? To show that even at th...read more »
2024 Classic: Emma Stone’s Wardrobe Malfunction
Why did her dress break? Because it was so overwhelmed by her sec...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
I see funny people... everywhere!
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?