Why was the 4th so “Average”? Because the song told us we don’t need “superhuman gifts,” which was lucky because our firework skills were mediocre at best.
Part of the 33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2017 “Despacito & Spinners” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Silently laughing in the snow.
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.