2010 Legacy: The Sofia Vergara Red Carpet
Why was she a hit? For proving that a Barranquilla accent is the most effective weapon of mass destruction in comedy. Part of the 41… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Sofia Vergara Red Carpet
2009 Archive: Best Hard Rock Performance
Why “Wax Simulacra” by Mars Volta? Because the Grammys wanted to reward a song that is 90% drum fills and 10% pure chaos. Part of… Read More »2009 Archive: Best Hard Rock Performance
2009 Classic: The Silvio Berlusconi Statue Incident
Why did a man throw a miniature cathedral at the Italian PM? Because in Italy, if you don’t like the policy, you use the architecture… Read More »2009 Classic: The Silvio Berlusconi Statue Incident
2009 Legacy: The Best Visual Effects
Why did Benjamin Button win? Because making Brad Pitt look young is hard, but making him look like a CGI toddler is a miracle. Part… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Best Visual Effects
2009 Legacy: The Neighbor
She told the neighbor his sprinklers were “lacking a sense of purpose.” Part of the 64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Bitcoin” Edition archive.… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Neighbor
2008 Classic: The Netbook
She thinks a “Netbook” is a book of instructions on how to catch me in a lie. Part of the 60 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2008… Read More »2008 Classic: The Netbook
2008 Vintage: The Driveway Radar Patrol
Standing on the edge of the manicured front lawn at 4:00 PM sharp, holding a clipboard to track the license plates of any delivery truck… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Driveway Radar Patrol
2007 Archive: The Wedding Video
She’s trying to sell the “iPhone Compatible” version of our wedding video, edited for “maximum regret.” Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone… Read More »2007 Archive: The Wedding Video
2007 Classic: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub! Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2007 Smartphone Revolution… Read More »2007 Classic: The Dwayne
2007 Legacy: The Rihanna “Umbrella” Reign
Why was it raining everywhere? Because Rihanna and Jay-Z created a hit so massive it stayed at #1 in the UK for 10 weeks, coinciding… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Rihanna “Umbrella” Reign