2007 Classic: The Dwayne

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anxiety. / Anxiety who? / Anxiety...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Espresso. / Espresso who? / Espre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

@CyberSteve05/06/2014 20:36Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@Quake_Fragger11/26/2006 23:21M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@Avatar_Na_vi08/01/2013 06:55I see you... laughing!

@Voodoo_3dfx07/01/1995 18:15The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@Pedro_For_Pres08/04/2014 00:08Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Ricky_Bobby_Fan10/02/2010 06:41Shake and bake! Hilarious!

@Captain_Obvious05/28/1998 05:53This is a comment on a funny joke.