Why was it raining everywhere? Because Rihanna and Jay-Z created a hit so massive it stayed at #1 in the UK for 10 weeks, coinciding with one of the wettest summers on record. Coincidence? The fans didn’t think so.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!