2001 Vintage: The Thermostat
She says 68 degrees is “the temperature of a tomb.” Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2001 Classic: Worst Remake or Sequel
Why Planet of the Apes? For proving that the old masks from the 60s had more life in them than Burton’s CGI. Part of the 36… Read More »2001 Classic: Worst Remake or Sequel
2001 Archive: The Coffee Break
Why did the lawyer sue the espresso machine? For “failing to provide sufficient motivation” at 4 AM. Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001… Read More »2001 Archive: The Coffee Break
2001 Legacy: The CD Case Clutter
Why was the desk covered in plastic? Because every software update came on five different discs. Part of the 79 Office Groaners: The 2001 “XP… Read More »2001 Legacy: The CD Case Clutter
2001 Vintage: The Startup Furniture Sale
Why did we get 10 new Herman Miller chairs? Because the “E-Everything” startup next door just traded them for a box of sandwiches. Part of… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Startup Furniture Sale
2000 Classic: The Wheatus “Teenage Dirtbag”
Why Iron Maiden? For the song that became the official anthem for every outsider in 2000. Part of the 35 Musician & Rock Star Jokes:… Read More »2000 Classic: The Wheatus “Teenage Dirtbag”
2000 Classic: The Diary
Her diary entry for January 1st: “The world survived Y2K. I, however, still have to survive my daughter’s husband.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2000 Classic: The Diary
1999 Archive: The Final 1999 Press Conference
Why was it so upbeat? Because Bill realized that in 365 days, he wouldn’t have to answer another question about Kenneth Starr. Part of the… Read More »1999 Archive: The Final 1999 Press Conference
1999 Vintage: The Bar Mirror
A guy looks in the mirror and says, “I haven’t aged a bit since 1900.” The bartender says, “That’s the spirit, Gramps.” Part of the… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Bar Mirror
1998 Vintage: The Pill
“Is this a generic pill?” “No, it’s the ‘Limited Edition’ version. That’s why it’s $50 extra.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Pill