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1999 Archive: The Final 1999 Press Conference

Why was it so upbeat? Because Bill realized that in 365 days, he wouldn’t have to answer another question about Kenneth Starr.

Part of the 37 Presidential Jokes: The 1999 “Impeachment Trials & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Lion_King_Simba01/16/1998 00:05Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Zip_Drive_Owner12/03/2012 16:28Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Hattori_Hanzo_S08/07/1998 20:20I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@Maplestory_Kid05/25/1999 18:53@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
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