1998 Archive: The Phone
She’s the only person who can make “Hello?” sound like a deposition. Part of the 71 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1998 “Star Wars & Search Engines”… Read More »1998 Archive: The Phone
1998 Vintage: The Pill
“Is this a generic pill?” “No, it’s the ‘Limited Edition’ version. That’s why it’s $50 extra.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Pill
1997 Legacy: The Starter Jacket Sanctuary
The teenager refusing to take off his oversized Charlotte Hornets starter jacket during the service despite the church furnace running at maximum capacity. Part of… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Starter Jacket Sanctuary
1997 Classic: The John Stockton Buzzer-Beater
Why was Houston so quiet? Because Stockton hit a 3-pointer at the buzzer to send the Jazz to the Finals and Charles Barkley to the… Read More »1997 Classic: The John Stockton Buzzer-Beater
1997 Vintage: The Ice Cream
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream if you don’t open this door! Part of the 42… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Ice Cream
1997 Archive: The “Air Bud” Dog
One, because there’s no rule in the book that says a dog can’t change a light bulb! Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The… Read More »1997 Archive: The “Air Bud” Dog
1996 Archive: The Mission Impossible
A man tells his doctor, “My wife and I have a ‘Mission: Impossible’ sex life.” The doctor says, “That sounds exciting!” The man replies, “Not… Read More »1996 Archive: The Mission Impossible
1996 Archive: The Discman “Anti-Skip” Struggle
Why was the music so choppy? Because “10-second anti-skip” technology was no match for a spirited game of backyard volleyball. Part of the 37 Fourth… Read More »1996 Archive: The Discman “Anti-Skip” Struggle
1995 Archive: The Robbery
A thief yells, “Give me all your money!” The guy says, “You can’t do this, I’m a politician!” The thief says, “Oh, in that case…… Read More »1995 Archive: The Robbery
1995 Classic: The Anniversary (Part 2)
I forgot the date. She didn’t. The penalty is a new set of patio furniture. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise”… Read More »1995 Classic: The Anniversary (Part 2)