Why was the music so choppy? Because “10-second anti-skip” technology was no match for a spirited game of backyard volleyball.
Part of the 37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1996 “Welcome to Earth” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
You must construct additional laughs!