The teenager refusing to take off his oversized Charlotte Hornets starter jacket during the service despite the church furnace running at maximum capacity.
Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 1997 “Dial-Up Webpages, Beepers & Fellowship Hall Potlucks” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2024 Legacy: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
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2025 Classic: The Smart Thermostat App War
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2025 Vintage: The Laser Printer Transition
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2025 Classic: The Hybrid Zoom Audio Feedback
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2024 Legacy: The Matching Shirt Directory
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2025 Legacy: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Laughing is as laughing does.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!