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2009 Archive: Best Hard Rock Performance

Why “Wax Simulacra” by Mars Volta? Because the Grammys wanted to reward a song that is 90% drum fills and 10% pure chaos.

Part of the 41 Grammy Jokes: The 2009 “Raising Sand & Revolutionary Coldplay” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Legacy: Billie Eilish’s "Barbie" Jacket
Why was she dressed like a vintage doll? Because "What Was I Made...read more »
39 Grammy Jokes: The 2006 “Dismantling Bombs & Emancipating Mimi” Edition
In 2006, the 48th Grammy Awards were a masterclass in how to stay...read more »
2025 Archive: Best Songwriter
Why Amy Allen? Because she’s the person responsible for the lyric...read more »
34 Grammy Jokes: The 1997 “Falling Into You & Odelay” Edition
In 1997, the 39th Grammy Awards were a battle between polished po...read more »
2024 Classic: Best Melodic Rap Performance
Why "fukumean"? No, it was "All My Life" by Lil Durk and J. Cole!...read more »
38 Grammy Jokes: The 1998 “Time Out of Mind & Soy Bomb” Edition
In 1998, the 40th Grammy Awards felt like a fever dream. Bob Dyla...read more »
2024 Legacy: Best Pop Duo/Group Performance
Why "Ghost in the Machine"? Because SZA and Phoebe Bridgers are t...read more »
2025 Archive: Best Comedy Album
Why Dave Chappelle? Because he’s the only person who can win a Gr...read more »
2025 Classic: Best Music Video
Why "Not Like Us"? Because watching a mustard-yellow car and a lo...read more »
2025 Vintage: Best Country Duo/Group Performance
Why Beyoncé and Miley? Because "II Most Wanted" was the duo we di...read more »

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2024 Legacy: SZA’s "SOS" Success
Why was she the most nominated? Because in 2023, everyone was eit...read more »
2024 Vintage: Record of the Year
Why "Flowers"? Because Miley Cyrus proved that self-love is the m...read more »
2025 Classic: Charli XCX’s Brat Era
Why did she win Best Dance/Electronic Album? Because the Grammys ...read more »
36 Grammy Jokes: The 2002 “Songs in A Minor & Bluegrass Takeover” Edition
In 2002, the 44th Grammy Awards felt like a massive family reunio...read more »

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