2015 Archive: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
Still using a folded paper game during afternoon recess to predict if you would marry a pop star or live in a mansion in the… Read More »2015 Archive: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
2015 Vintage: The “Short Fingered Vulgarian”
Why did the 2015 media focus on Trump’s hands? To prove that in American politics, the “Size of the Man” is directly proportional to his… Read More »2015 Vintage: The “Short Fingered Vulgarian”
2014 Archive: The Birdman Fan
One, but the whole process is filmed in a single, continuous shot. Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014 – The Year of the… Read More »2014 Archive: The Birdman Fan
2014 Vintage: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
Opening a heavy pew Bible to look up a reference in the Old Testament and finding a glossy ticket stub from a weekend screening of… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
2014 Classic: The Toast
I’m the “talk” of the group chat. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Archive: The Birth of Prince George
Why was the world obsessed with a baby in London? Because after years of austerity, the UK realized that a “Royal Baby” is the only… Read More »2013 Archive: The Birth of Prince George
2013 Classic: The Bitmoji Launch
Why did everyone have a cartoon version of themselves? Because we finally had the technology to look like a digital avatar while complaining about our… Read More »2013 Classic: The Bitmoji Launch
2011 Legacy: The Beastie Boys “Hot Sauce Committee Part Two”
Why the final bow? For the legends’ last album, a funky, distorted masterpiece released just before we lost MCA. Part of the 42 Musician &… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Beastie Boys “Hot Sauce Committee Part Two”
2011 Legacy: The Banana
I’m “peeling” great about the future. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Archive: The NFL Lockout Ending
Why was the training camp so short? Because they wasted all summer talking about money and then realized they had a multi-billion dollar season to… Read More »2011 Archive: The NFL Lockout Ending