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2014 Vintage: The Movie Ticket Bookmark

Opening a heavy pew Bible to look up a reference in the Old Testament and finding a glossy ticket stub from a weekend screening of The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug marking the page.

Part of the 33 Religious Jokes: The 2014 “Cloud Storage, Tablet Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Classic: The Bluetooth Speaker Hijack
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2024 Archive: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X01/31/2012 00:11Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Cast_Away_Wilson10/16/2011 17:38WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
@Binary_Boy05/19/2001 09:4201001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Linux_Distro_User02/04/2001 01:39Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@Sion_Partier05/06/2015 11:34The last city on Earth loves this one!
@Steve-O_Wild08/13/2009 23:15Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Goldmember_I_L01/09/2014 04:10I love gold! And I love this joke!
@StumbleUpon_User05/08/2004 20:37I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
@Browser_War_V03/01/2004 07:06Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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