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2013 Classic: The Bitmoji Launch

Why did everyone have a cartoon version of themselves? Because we finally had the technology to look like a digital avatar while complaining about our real-life calories.

Part of the 38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & What Does the Fox Say?” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2023 Vintage: Starfield
Why wouldn't the brother leave his room? Because Bethesda release...read more »
2024 Legacy: Sabrina Carpenter’s "Espresso"
Why was everyone so caffeinated? Because "that’s that me espresso...read more »
1997 Joke: During Thanksgiving Dinner The
During Thanksgiving dinner, the mother asked her son, “What are y...read more »
2005 Joke: The Pumpkin Pie Was
The pumpkin pie was feeling very confident at the Thanksgiving de...read more »
2023 Legacy: Meta Quest 3
Why was the cousin "carving" the air? Because he was wearing mixe...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Mood" Lighting
Why did the room turn bright red? Because the house AI detected t...read more »
34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & MySpace” Edition
In 2003, Thanksgiving was about big fish, social networks, and le...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Anti-Aging" Craze
Why did the parents look like teenagers? Because "Longevity Suppl...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Real-Life" Ad-Blocker
Why couldn't Uncle Jim hear the commercials on the TV? Because hi...read more »
2025 Archive: GTA VI (Finally!)
Why was the basement vibrating? Because the most anticipated game...read more »

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2025 Archive: The Carbon Footprint Tax
Why was there a "QR Code" on the turkey’s leg? So Dad could pay t...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
In 2009, Thanksgiving was about wearing 3D glasses at the table, ...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2021 “Bernie’s Mittens & Squid Game” Edition
In 2021, Thanksgiving was about awkward family reunions, wonderin...read more »
2024 Legacy: Wicked (The Movie Hype)
Why were the rolls green? Because everyone was "Defying Gravity" ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus07/20/2011 01:14What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@Resident_Evil_Z01/19/1996 14:11Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@Zoolander_Blue01/06/2015 19:34Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@Java_Applet_User02/14/2005 10:14This joke is more portable than a Java app!
@Titanic_Jack02/09/2013 07:11I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Pirate_Bay_9907/29/2004 15:06Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Net_Neutrality10/12/2007 21:19Equality for all jokes!
@Influencer_9903/03/1998 08:13My followers need to see this!

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