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2013 Archive: The Birth of Prince George

Why was the world obsessed with a baby in London? Because after years of austerity, the UK realized that a “Royal Baby” is the only thing that can generate a billion pounds in retail sales without raising taxes.

Part of the 33 Politicians Jokes: The 2013 “Whistleblowers & White Smoke” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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