Why was the training camp so short? Because they wasted all summer talking about money and then realized they had a multi-billion dollar season to play.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
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Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Oops, I laughed again!
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!