2022 Classic: The Wordle Marriage
“How was your day, honey?” “Don’t talk to me. I got it in six tries and it was a word with a double consonant. I’ve never felt… Read More »2022 Classic: The Wordle Marriage
2021 Vintage: The Firewall
Why did the blonde bring a fire extinguisher to the computer? She heard it had a “firewall.” Part of the 47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Firewall
2020 Legacy: The Moscow Mule
The copper mug is the only thing that’s easy to sanitize with high heat. Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Moscow Mule
2020 Archive: The Verzuz Battles
Why the Instagram Live? For the platform that gave us legendary battles from Gucci Mane vs. Jeezy to Brandy vs. Monica while we sat on… Read More »2020 Archive: The Verzuz Battles
2019 Archive: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The sanctuary platform featuring thick, deep-pile red carpeting that preserves the exact footprints of the altar servers for several hours after the service ends. Part… Read More »2019 Archive: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
2019 Archive: The “Total Force” Stress
Why the National Guard? Because they were on their 8th tour and they’ve started giving “Tactical Advice” to the 4-star Generals. Part of the 36… Read More »2019 Archive: The “Total Force” Stress
2019 Classic: The Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
A guy walks in with a dog and starts a fight with a group of hippies. The bartender says, “Nice flamethrower, Rick. Keep it outside.”… Read More »2019 Classic: The Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
2018 Vintage: The Childish Gambino Fan
“This is America. Don’t catch you slippin’ up… on the ladder.” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Childish Gambino Fan
2018 Legacy: The 2018 Final Industry Vibe
Why the “Snap”? Because it was the year the cliffhanger returned to Hollywood, the year streaming (Netflix) finally sat at the Oscar table, and the… Read More »2018 Legacy: The 2018 Final Industry Vibe
2018 Classic: The Power Move
Why did the lawyer carry a Tesla key and an encrypted hard drive? To show he was “mobile, global, and potentially untraceable.” Part of the… Read More »2018 Classic: The Power Move