2018 Classic: The Power Move

Why did the lawyer carry a Tesla key and an encrypted hard drive? To show he was “mobile, global, and potentially untraceable.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »

In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »

In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »

A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »

Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »

Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

A lawyer sued OpenAI for "making legal advice too accessible to ...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »

A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »

In 1995, the legal world was obsessed with "The Trial of the Cent...read more »

A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »

In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »

In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »

@Yahoo_Directory05/02/2003 06:03Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@Linux_Distro_Fan07/02/1997 06:48Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@Nsync_Justin07/24/2013 23:33Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Binary_Boy05/10/2008 22:4901001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Dodgeball_Pat07/21/1999 20:34If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@Leave_Britney_A10/25/2008 23:18Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@Club_Penguin_Kid03/12/2004 14:30Waddle on over and read this!

@Epic_Fail_Guy03/03/2005 22:40This joke is an Epic Win!

@Keep_Calm_Fan10/31/2012 21:48Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.