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2019 Archive: The Carpeted Altar Trackway

The sanctuary platform featuring thick, deep-pile red carpeting that preserves the exact footprints of the altar servers for several hours after the service ends.

Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2019 “Wireless Streaming, Smart Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Builder01/05/2011 20:50I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
@Britney_Spears_Fan02/11/2006 14:03Oops, I laughed again!
@Daria_Morg04/15/2010 16:59My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@Goosebumps_Kid05/30/1995 10:18Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Confused_Travolta08/08/2007 21:01Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@Challenge_Acc07/22/1998 07:20Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

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