The sanctuary platform featuring thick, deep-pile red carpeting that preserves the exact footprints of the altar servers for several hours after the service ends.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2019 “Wireless Streaming, Smart Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Oops, I laughed again!
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!