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2019 Archive: The “Total Force” Stress

Why the National Guard? Because they were on their 8th tour and they’ve started giving “Tactical Advice” to the 4-star Generals.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Baywatch_Runner02/01/1997 12:15Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Finding_Nemo_Dory03/23/1999 16:30Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
@Step_Brothers_B01/17/2005 08:25Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost12/10/1996 14:12Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
@Dark_Web_Joker04/23/2006 09:02Found this on the deep end of the net.

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