Why the National Guard? Because they were on their 8th tour and they’ve started giving “Tactical Advice” to the 4-star Generals.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Laughing in slow motion right now!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
Found this on the deep end of the net.