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A guy walks in with a dog and starts a fight with a group of hippies. The bartender says, “Nice flamethrower, Rick. Keep it outside.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

"In 2025, I'm going to spend more time being 'mindful' and less ...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

"Light it up like a rocket to the moon."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

@N64_GoldenEye02/25/2012 06:56Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Harry_Potter_0110/26/2007 09:57Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Trainspotting_Rent10/22/1998 08:09Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Nice_Guy_Eddie12/24/1996 07:08Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Weird_Science_G03/23/2008 20:09We created a monster... of a joke!

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan02/10/2003 09:31Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!