Why did Sepp Blatter win and then resign four days later? Because he realized that being “President of Football” is only fun until the FBI starts asking for your hotel receipts.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
3D laughs are the best!
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!