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2016 Legacy: The Standing Rock Protests

Why were people fighting a pipeline? To prove that “Water is Life,” and that “Environmental Policy” is actually just a fight over whose backyard gets the oil.

Part of the 41 Politicians Jokes: The 2016 “Brexit, Walls & Wildcards” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Operator04/21/2008 05:54/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Dreamcast_Gamer11/09/2012 20:39Thinking is definitely funny today.
@Full_House_Lover08/02/1999 22:35You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Cyber_Traveler01/20/2009 07:19Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@Student_Life_0109/24/2006 21:11Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Goosebumps_Kid04/10/2015 18:48Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Guestbook_Signer08/19/2005 06:56Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
@Orkut_Member_9912/28/2002 09:30A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@Streamer_Pro_9901/23/2011 05:06Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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