2014 Vintage: The Reality Producer
“Can we get the ladder to admit it’s having an affair with the stool?” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014 – The Year… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Reality Producer
2014 Vintage: The “Summer” Calvin Harris
It’s the official sound of every pool party where everyone is just looking at their phones. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral… Read More »2014 Vintage: The “Summer” Calvin Harris
2014 Classic: Tinder (Peak Growth)
Why was the single uncle “swiping” so fast? Because he was trying to find a “Christmas Miracle” before the main course was served. Part of… Read More »2014 Classic: Tinder (Peak Growth)
2013 Classic: The Best Live Action Short
Why did Curfew win? Because dance-offs in bowling alleys are the future of independent cinema. Part of the 43 Oscars Jokes: The 2013 “Argo, J-Law’s… Read More »2013 Classic: The Best Live Action Short
2013 Vintage: The Louie Writing Win
Why was Louis C.K. back again? For proving that being a miserable comedian is the most stable career path in TV. Part of the 38… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Louie Writing Win
2013 Classic: The Olaf
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Olaf. / Olaf who? / Olaf (All-of) my friends are inside, open up! Part of the 40 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2013 Classic: The Olaf
2012 Legacy: The Mayans
I’m not worried about the Mayan calendar ending. I’m just “date”-ing my expectations for 2013. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse &… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Mayans
2012 Classic: The Queen Jumping from a Plane
Why did the 2012 Olympics start with a stunt? To prove that the British Monarchy has a better PR team than the entire U.S. Congress.… Read More »2012 Classic: The Queen Jumping from a Plane
2011 Legacy: The “Stereo Hearts” Gym Class Heroes
Adam Levine is on this too. Adam Levine is the guest star of the decade. Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners: The 2011 Viral Awakening… Read More »2011 Legacy: The “Stereo Hearts” Gym Class Heroes
2011 Legacy: The Gin and Tonic
A guy asks for “Artisanal Tonic.” The bartender gives him a glass of quinine and a slap. Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2011… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Gin and Tonic