2022 Legacy: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
Opening a heavy liturgical book to verify a reading and finding a glossy ticket stub from a summer screening of the movie Top Gun: Maverick… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
2022 Classic: The Best Makeup Win
Why did Tammy Faye’s eyelashes win? Because they were technically a supporting character in the movie. Part of the 43 Oscars Jokes: The 2022 “CODA,… Read More »2022 Classic: The Best Makeup Win
2021 Archive: Squid Game (Dalgona Candy)
Why was everyone licking sugar? Because in 2021, we learned that the most stressful thing you can do is try to carve an umbrella out… Read More »2021 Archive: Squid Game (Dalgona Candy)
2020 Vintage: The Drive-Thru Bulletin Protocol
The church intern standing by the main driveway entrance wearing a mask and holding a long wooden pole to pass freshly printed announcement sheets through… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Drive-Thru Bulletin Protocol
2020 Classic: The Save
I’m “keeping” my distance. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Classic: The Devil All the Time Accents
Why Tom Holland and Robert Pattinson? For a movie that proved if you put enough British actors in the American South, things are going to… Read More »2020 Classic: The Devil All the Time Accents
2019 Archive: The “Circles” Post Malone
I’m running in circles. Usually just between my bed, the fridge, and my desk. Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive.… Read More »2019 Archive: The “Circles” Post Malone
2019 Legacy: The 2019 Legacy
What’s the most 2019 thing a lawyer did? He billed a client for “Time spent explaining why a ‘Deepfake’ of them at a party isn’t… Read More »2019 Legacy: The 2019 Legacy
2019 Classic: The Strawberry Candy Fusion
Reaching into a dark winter coat pocket and pulling out a solid, sticky mass of five individual strawberry-patterned hard candies that melted together three years… Read More »2019 Classic: The Strawberry Candy Fusion
2018 Vintage: The Witness Stand
Why did the lawyer bring a “Deepfake” of the witness to court? To show the jury that “truth is just a matter of rendering power.”… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Witness Stand