I’m “keeping” my distance.
Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
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I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
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I’m checking my email and I found a winner!