What’s the most 2019 thing a lawyer did? He billed a client for “Time spent explaining why a ‘Deepfake’ of them at a party isn’t a valid alibi if they were actually there.”
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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