2018 Classic: The MySpace “Data Loss”
Why was the accountant laughing? “They lost 12 years of music? It’s okay, no one was listening anyway.” Part of the 71 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2018 Classic: The MySpace “Data Loss”
2018 Vintage: The Witness Stand
Why did the lawyer bring a “Deepfake” of the witness to court? To show the jury that “truth is just a matter of rendering power.”… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Witness Stand
2017 Vintage: The Laptop Resolution
Why was “4K” finally on everyone’s wish list? Because we wanted to see our unread notifications in 8 million pixels. Part of the 78 Office… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Laptop Resolution
2017 Classic: The AI Second Opinion
“Doctor, I want a second opinion.” “Fine, I’ll ask my laptop. It says you have a ‘Hardware Malfunction’ and you need to reboot your diet.”… Read More »2017 Classic: The AI Second Opinion
2016 Archive: The Deadpool Fourth Wall
A superhero who knows he’s in a movie and spends the whole time making fun of the studio’s budget. Finally, a hero who represents my… Read More »2016 Archive: The Deadpool Fourth Wall
2016 Vintage: The Rain
I’m “pouring” through the updates. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Legacy: The Jam
I’m “jamming” to the original theme song. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Classic: The Sing Animals
Why the auditions? For a movie that proved that even a pig in a tracksuit can have the voice of a superstar if the soundtrack… Read More »2016 Classic: The Sing Animals
2016 Classic: The Fake News
A guy says, “I heard this bar is giving out free drinks!” The bartender says, “That’s fake news. Check your sources.” Part of the 55… Read More »2016 Classic: The Fake News
2015 Classic: The Launch of the “Caitlyn Jenner” Cover
Why was Vanity Fair so iconic? Because 2015 was a landmark year for the trans community, and “Call me Caitlyn” became one of the most talked-about moments… Read More »2015 Classic: The Launch of the “Caitlyn Jenner” Cover