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2014 Classic: Tinder (Peak Growth)

 Why was the single uncle “swiping” so fast? Because he was trying to find a “Christmas Miracle” before the main course was served.

Part of the 38 Christmas Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Star-Lords” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

35 Christmas Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, Christmas was the bridge to the future. We were asking&n...read more »
33 Christmas Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, Christmas was a whirlwind. We were all staring at a&nbsp...read more »
36 Christmas Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Flossing” Edition
In 2018, Christmas was a bit "dusty." We were all mourning our fa...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-motes & High School Musical” Edition
In 2006, Christmas was a hazard to your living room furniture. We...read more »
2024 Archive: The "We Pray" (Coldplay) Effect
 Why was the holiday so "uplifting"? Because Chris Martin convinc...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, Christmas was "inevitable." We were all saying "I love y...read more »
2025 Vintage: Fantastic Four
 Why is there a "flaming" guy in the backyard? Because the MCU fi...read more »
2025 Classic: Customized Carols
 Why does "Silent Night" sound like a heavy metal track? Because ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Four Seasons Orlando" Baby
 Why was the toddler so sophisticated? Because the internet found...read more »
33 Christmas Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition
In 2003, Christmas was a blend of high-seas adventure and digital...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Inkjet_Printers07/20/1997 22:23Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Digimon_Tamer07/01/2002 13:27My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@Baxter_The_Dog01/06/1995 21:59Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Leave_Britney_A02/25/2013 23:44Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
@Viewer_Number_110/14/2009 19:18First! And it’s funny!

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