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2018 Vintage: The Witness Stand

 Why did the lawyer bring a “Deepfake” of the witness to court? To show the jury that “truth is just a matter of rendering power.”

Part of the 45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2018 “GDPR & Space Law” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior07/04/1997 15:14I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@Britney_Spears_Fan08/19/2007 12:02Oops, I laughed again!
@Hercules_Xena08/31/2004 12:18By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Austin_Powers_Doctor03/11/2005 05:38One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli01/01/2000 07:14That still only counts as one laugh!
@Donnie_Darko_8802/12/1995 03:46Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei05/04/2008 09:39You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Orange_Mocha_F06/02/2006 23:11Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Technorati_Tag03/03/2015 11:00Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.

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