2017 Classic: The AI Second Opinion

“Doctor, I want a second opinion.” “Fine, I’ll ask my laptop. It says you have a ‘Hardware Malfunction’ and you need to reboot your diet.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »

@Dreamcast_Gamer01/29/2003 22:48Thinking is definitely funny today.

@Net_Neutral_9505/01/2012 19:35This is why we need the internet.

@SpiceGirls_Fan09/08/2000 09:43Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Nsync_Justin02/24/2004 18:48Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Malware_Hunter09/27/2013 04:38Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Snatch_Mickey09/26/2011 11:17Do ya like dags? And jokes?

@Believe_It_Or_N02/05/1997 08:09I choose to believe it’s funny.