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2019 Classic: The Strawberry Candy Fusion

Reaching into a dark winter coat pocket and pulling out a solid, sticky mass of five individual strawberry-patterned hard candies that melted together three years ago.

Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars, Smart Doorbell Scare & 10-Year Challenge” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Flower08/11/1996 01:20The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@Pager_Guy05/13/1998 08:46Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Shrek_Ogrelord11/29/2001 22:16Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@QuickTime_Viewer08/06/1999 16:30Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@Napster_Search09/20/1999 12:46Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Reservoir_Joe08/05/2009 21:12Professional humor for professional people.
@StoneCold_31609/02/2002 22:57And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Weird_Science_G05/05/2009 05:49We created a monster... of a joke!
@Champ_Kind_Wham01/07/1996 12:32WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@I_See_What_You05/10/2005 16:00I see what you did there. Clever!

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