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2022 Legacy: The Movie Ticket Bookmark

Opening a heavy liturgical book to verify a reading and finding a glossy ticket stub from a summer screening of the movie Top Gun: Maverick used as a page marker.

Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2022 “Post-Pandemic Returns, Smart Tithing & Hybrid Board Meetings” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Archive: The Mobile Wallet Bottleneck
A three-minute bottleneck in the center aisle during the collecti...read more »
2024 Legacy: The FaceID Sanctuary Lockout
A parishioner trying to discreetly check his notifications in a d...read more »
2024 Archive: The Noise-Canceling Confession
A parishioner entering the confessional box keeping his high-end ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
A teenager wearing an oversized, swishing nylon winter jacket get...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
Printing the annual parish deficit summary on bright, fluorescent...read more »
2024 Classic: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
The senior ladies of the altar guild meeting on a video call, eac...read more »
2025 Archive: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
A profound moment of silent adoration in the sanctuary being comp...read more »

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2024 Legacy: The Matching Shirt Directory
A family trying to take their own photo for the new online parish...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The deep crimson plush carpeting in the sanctuary showing absolut...read more »
2024 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Swap
A small group of senior parishioners starting a private messaging...read more »
2025 Archive: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
A financial board member trying to prove a historical error to th...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dumb_And_Dumber02/01/2002 07:23So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Encarta_Explorer02/17/2002 11:08I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Matrix_Rebel07/27/2011 11:27I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
@Scream_Ghostface07/16/2000 00:24Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Pizza_Pizza_9901/08/2012 13:35Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Butthead_Uhhh08/09/2009 01:31Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Dancing_Baby_9609/01/2009 17:46Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
@Tuenti_Specialist12/14/2000 17:28A classic from the Spanish web too!
@Mind_Blown_Gif07/05/2015 08:19*Boom* - there goes my brain!

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