2011 Legacy: The Gin and Tonic

A guy asks for “Artisanal Tonic.” The bartender gives him a glass of quinine and a slap.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

"As sour as the Olympics breakdancing discourse."Part of the 58 ...read more »

A guy runs into the bar really fast and hits the wall.Part of th...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

A guy brings a ring light and a microphone to the bar. "What's u...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

A guy puts his phone on the bar and tells the AI, "Hey, describe...read more »

@Resident_Evil_Z02/01/2010 01:44Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@CRT_Brightness06/04/2014 00:01I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@Blink_182_Mark03/04/2015 13:25What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy06/13/2003 10:25That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@Noob_Slayer_X06/09/2014 14:42Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.