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2012 Classic: The Queen Jumping from a Plane

Why did the 2012 Olympics start with a stunt? To prove that the British Monarchy has a better PR team than the entire U.S. Congress.

Part of the 38 Presidential Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Binders Full of Women” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pentium_Power06/24/2012 00:45My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Kernel_Panic_9807/13/1997 20:32This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
@Butthead_Uhhh11/12/2014 08:35Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Animorphs_X10/27/1999 06:16I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Safari_Surfer12/24/2008 02:31A wild laugh appeared!

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