2004 Classic: The Turtle
I’m “slowly” uploading my album. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Classic: The Aviator Hygiene
Why Leonardo DiCaprio? For a performance so dedicated to OCD that he spent half the movie washing his hands and the other half making us… Read More »2004 Classic: The Aviator Hygiene
2004 Vintage: The Mars Rovers (Spirit & Opportunity)
Why were politicians jealous of the rovers? Because they managed to land on a hostile planet, do their jobs, and stay on budget—all without a… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Mars Rovers (Spirit & Opportunity)
2003 Vintage: The Holes Legend
Why Shia LaBeouf? For a movie that taught us that digging holes in the desert is a great way to find yourself (and a lot… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Holes Legend
2003 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
Why Christopher Walken? For Gigli and Kangaroo Jack—proving that even a legend can have a very, very weird weekend. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2003… Read More »2003 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
2003 Vintage: The Cloud
I’m “foggy” on the details. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Legacy: The OutKast
“Hey Ya!” “Hey No! I told you to fix the sink three days ago!” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P.… Read More »2003 Legacy: The OutKast
2003 Legacy: 50 Cent (Get Rich or Die Tryin’)
Why was he always in a gym? Because in 2003, 50 Cent proved that you could survive nine shots and still have better abs than… Read More »2003 Legacy: 50 Cent (Get Rich or Die Tryin’)
2003 Archive: The Search for WMDs
Why were the weapons of mass destruction so hard to find? Because they were like the President’s reading glasses—everyone was sure they were in the… Read More »2003 Archive: The Search for WMDs
2001 Classic: The Wikipedia Discovery
Why did the lawyer sue Wikipedia in 2001? He was offended that a website offered “free knowledge” when he’d been charging $400 an hour for… Read More »2001 Classic: The Wikipedia Discovery