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2003 Vintage: The Holes Legend

Why Shia LaBeouf? For a movie that taught us that digging holes in the desert is a great way to find yourself (and a lot of yellow-spotted lizards).

Part of the 41 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2003 “Pirate Swagger, Fish Finding & The King’s Return” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Jurassic World
Rebirth: Why Scarlett Johansson? For proving that no matter how m...read more »
2025 Archive: The Snow White CGI
Why the delay? For a remake that spent two years trying to figure...read more »
2025 Classic: The Megan 2.0
Why the upgrade? For a sequel that suggested that a killer AI dol...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Return
Why the wait? For a 36-year sequel that proved Michael Keaton sti...read more »
2023 Archive: The Saltburn Bathtub
Why Barry Keoghan? For a scene that made everyone in 2023 realize...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Wicked Part 1
Why the green? For a musical that spent $150 million to prove tha...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Civil War "What kind of American?"
Why Jesse Plemons? For a two-minute scene so terrifying that ever...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Poor Things Eyes
Why Emma Stone? For a performance that proved that being a "reani...read more »
2025 Archive: The Thunderbolts Asterisk
* Why the secret? For a Marvel movie where the title has a litera...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Mortal Kombat 2 Johnny Cage
Why Karl Urban? For proving that even in a world of ninjas and so...read more »

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2024 Vintage: The Argylle Twist
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@GameBoy_Color09/29/2014 00:08Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
@StarWars_Nerd08/21/1998 07:43The farce is strong with this one!
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei02/03/1996 02:47You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Animorphs_X04/07/2004 06:06I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Goonies_Never_D01/01/2010 06:53Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
@Pretty_In_Pink12/15/2010 01:23Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@Bad_Luck_Brian03/05/1995 19:52Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@Web_Counter_9912/14/2011 17:57I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
@Fire_Background03/12/2015 14:57This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@Tagged_Network06/08/1996 11:39You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

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