1999 Classic: The Car Trip
We drove to the city. She said the skyscrapers were “trying too hard.” Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Matrix”… Read More »1999 Classic: The Car Trip
1999 Legacy: Keanu Reeves (The Matrix)
Why did Keanu start wearing sunglasses indoors? Because in 1999, it was the only way to hide the fact that he was actually just as… Read More »1999 Legacy: Keanu Reeves (The Matrix)
1998 Classic: The Referral Loop
I asked for a specialist. My HMO sent me to a guy who sent me to a guy who sent me back to the first… Read More »1998 Classic: The Referral Loop
1998 Archive: The Laptop
Why is a 1998 laptop like the Clinton defense? It’s full of “compressed” files that nobody can open without a subpoena. Part of the 55… Read More »1998 Archive: The Laptop
1997 Vintage: The Mariah Carey “Butterfly” Transformation
Why the emancipation? For the album where Mariah finally left the “Vision of Love” behind and started hanging out with rappers in a mansion. Part… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Mariah Carey “Butterfly” Transformation
1997 Legacy: The Passport Control
Why did the agent pause? He was trying to figure out if the traveler’s “Frosted Tips” hairstyle matched his photo from 1992. Part of the… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Passport Control
1997 Archive: The Lime
I’m a bartender. I’m just in the lime-light. Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Vintage: The Oasis “Knebworth” Peak
Why were 250,000 people standing in a field? Because the Gallagher brothers were so confident that if they’d told fans to bring their life savings… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Oasis “Knebworth” Peak
1996 Legacy: The Librarian
“I’ve filed the new bulb under ‘E’ for ‘Electricity’.” Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Classic: Best Male Country Vocal
Why Vince Gill (again)? Because he basically has a subscription to this category. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 1996 “Jagged Little Alanis &… Read More »1996 Classic: Best Male Country Vocal