I asked for a specialist. My HMO sent me to a guy who sent me to a guy who sent me back to the first guy. I’m not a patient; I’m a human pinball.
Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue Screens” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
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<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Waddle on over and read this!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!