Why did Keanu start wearing sunglasses indoors? Because in 1999, it was the only way to hide the fact that he was actually just as confused about the plot as we were.
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This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
I should make a stickman movie about this.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.