1997 Archive: The Lime

I’m a bartender. I’m just in the lime-light.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "rolling" through the infinite feed.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I can’t "bear" to wait for 2026.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

I’m "keeping" my human core.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Li...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

I’m "just" feeling fuzzy about the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "positive" my neural link needs an update.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

I’m "broadcasting."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The...read more »

I’m "ketching" up with my digital self.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "milking" the future for all it's worth.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I’m a "symbol" of the reloaded era.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "on fire."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

@StreetFighter_Ken12/27/2012 03:45Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Simpson_Quotes02/25/1998 08:22D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Buffy_Summers_9708/05/2015 15:56Slaying these jokes one by one.

@Antivirus_Pro11/22/1998 18:12No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Memento_Guy10/27/2014 21:45Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@White_Goodman_G04/26/1999 16:38We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Netscape_Now_B08/10/2006 19:29I clicked the button and it brought me here!

@DMOZ_Volunteer10/18/1999 14:20Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Joe_Cartoon_G05/18/1997 03:55Press the button for more humor!