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1998 Archive: The Laptop

 Why is a 1998 laptop like the Clinton defense? It’s full of “compressed” files that nobody can open without a subpoena.

Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar & Blue Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral Clips & Stage-5 Clingers” Edition
In 2005, adult humor was all about the "cringe" and the "crash." ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition
In 1995, adult humor was social currency. If you had access to an...read more »
The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
A little girl and boy are...
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between ...read more »
2025 Classic: The New Year's 2026 Resolution
 "My resolution is to actually play GTA VI... and maybe learn the...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Movie Theater
 "It's $25 for a ticket!" "Does it include a seat?" "No, but you ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2 Part 2
 "I'm leaning into my dark side." "Your 'dark side' is just you f...read more »
The OOP Relationship
A developer was explaining to his date why his last relationship ...read more »
Q: What do you say when...
Q: What do you say when your favorite smoke shop is replaced by a...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Gladiator II Aftermath
 "Are you not entertained?!" "I'll be entertained when you finish...read more »

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The Romantic Getaway
A weekend for two that felt like a comedy of errors.We went to a ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Beyond the Spider-Verse Wait
 "I'm stuck in a canon event!" "Is it the one where you forget ou...read more »
56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress & Turtleneck Vibes” Edition
In 2015, adult humor was viral, fast, and often filtered. If you ...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2023 “Kenergy & Atomic Pink” Edition
In 2023, adult humor was divided between "Hi Barbie!" and "I am b...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Operator11/11/2015 02:42/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@X-Gen_Mark02/07/2011 00:06This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@Flashdance_What09/18/1996 10:24What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Zoolander_Mug09/15/2001 08:53I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Anchorman_Ron08/04/2009 18:00I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@Friendster_Ghost06/10/2002 15:19Remember me? I’m still laughing.
@Spawn_Camper_J01/27/1995 10:28I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
@Retweet_King04/02/2013 06:33RT if you think this is funny!

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