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1997 Legacy: The Passport Control

 Why did the agent pause? He was trying to figure out if the traveler’s “Frosted Tips” hairstyle matched his photo from 1992.

Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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