Why did the lawyer love the thin laptop? Because it was the only thing in his life that was “lightweight” besides his conscience.
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
One joke to rule them all!
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.