2012 Legacy: The Mayans

I’m not worried about the Mayan calendar ending. I’m just “date”-ing my expectations for 2013.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "grating" on the AI’s circuits.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

I’m "streaming" life in real-time.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

2025 is the year of "Hyper-Reality." While we finally stopped fig...read more »

I’m "following" the code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m "one" in a trillion connections.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "keeping" my human core.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Li...read more »

I’m "taking" a bite out of the new era.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "drawn" to the high-bandwidth lifestyle.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I’m "pouring."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "breath-taking" in 16K.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big viral challenge. While celebrit...read more »

In 2006, the digital world became personal. It was the year we al...read more »

I’m "barking" up the right cloud tower.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

@WinAmp_Shaker12/30/2012 06:56It really whips the llama's ass!

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter02/08/2014 02:50The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@Melrose_Place_Fan05/08/2001 02:52Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Lion_King_Pumbaa07/12/2009 20:59They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Binary_Boy12/24/2010 04:0401001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Big_Snatch_Boris11/25/2003 15:36Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Fire_Background06/08/1998 16:55This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

@Railgun_Sniper11/13/1998 05:35I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

@Dark_Web_Joker12/31/2001 01:00Found this on the deep end of the net.